And Dianna - I promise, it only took me 15 minutes...you have to think about it this way though:
I am on vacation, my house is clean, laundry done, kids...where are they?...dog's asleep at my feet under the computer desk, husband's out mowing the yard and I am at peace. I'm by myself with nothing more to do. 15 minutes is all it took.
If you want more here's the website that he got this one off of. hlavolamy.szm.sk/brainteasers/
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Ya'll are correct it is the German.

I was just emailed this story. I thought it was pretty funny and kind of makes oyu think....


HOW TO CALL THE POLICE...

George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw
that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Are any of those people in your house" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply stay in his house, lock his doors and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all". Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" (True Story)

"There are three types of lies - lies, damn lies, and statistics."

So theoretically Einsteins stats lie.

Hopefully he took a pix and didnt lock u 2 out :cool:

You guys are so funny. I stopped reading at #4. I'm so tired from painting and packing that I can hardly keep my eyes open. Reading it was too much work, let alone trying to figure it out. Maybe on one of my better days! [img]smile.gif[/img]
Who'd have thought that trying to paint a house with 3 kids running around would be so much work. My oldest keeps asking me how long he has to watch his brothers. I don't have the heart to tell him it's for the rest of his life because that is the way of the oldest child.
As my husband was closing the windows and locking up the house, I fell asleep on the porch swing with my youngest.