You forgot one....
Don't drink milk- a farmer worked that cow & broke labor laws... milk causes mucas invading cancer cells anyhow. Poor cows create tainted milk because they have toxic shock syndrome from the lack of child support after those bulls just leave 'em high and dry from being tipped in the feilds!

Shawnfuscious Top Ten

10and a half Dont cow tip it could be a bull

10 Dont eat lobster it might clamp onto your jugular

09 Dont walk your kids to school you might get hit by the bus

08 Dont drink froofy coffe it might scald or cause frostbite, depending on what kind if split

07 Dont listen to any funny music (ie Ba Donka Donk, Grandma got run over by a reinder, Party all night til the cows come home) you might swerve laughing and hit oncomig traffic

06 Dont watch 'Mind of Mencia' while sititng at home eating you might choke to death

05 Dont give your kids cellphone they might get hit by lightning when it rains in GA, TN or AL

04 Dont play 'Chubby Bunny' with Peeps yu might suffocate

03 Dont put up bulletin board after spending to much time posting to bulletin board you could impale you hand with a staple and die from tetnas (sp?)

02 (mainly applies to Men) Dont ask your wife 'Why arent the boxes unpacked, if it was a PTO project..... It maybe hazardous to you health

01 Dont drink froofy coffe, tea or distilled spirits while reading this bulletin board you could drown on your drink or electocute yourself spitting on computer

My husband picks on me all of the time- THAT IS my favorite movie. I have watched it over & over. Did not like the new version with Johnnny Depp! Nothing like an origainal.

Headed up to Maine in AM- Please have some hot dogs and milk or beer on me! (Of course the latter of the two would taste better) Chat soon.

9:53 PT -- waiting for pages to upload and off to bed early -- kids program at church tomorrow and helping mother-in-law plus everything else

I'm going to bed earlier for a few weeks... I'm getting too old

Gotta add this
LoompaLand: Home of the Ooompa- Loompas

Safe trip -- Lobster buffet when u return MMMMMM !!! with butta

[ 09-03-2006, 01:06 AM: Message edited by: Shawn ]

Don't get me started on the conspiracy theory or beignets & coffee (aka aOK) will hassle me.

No insomnia here - I'm off to bed.