onw more poem for a Sunday -- not to minimise your accident of course, and hope you can recover fully, dlf!

'The Bright Side of C2 Cracks for Women'

When you crack your C2
Theres lots you cant do
No cooking no cleaning no basting no seaming
No shopping no mopping no painting the ceiling (are you listening Shawn??)
No mending no bending no diaper changing no spending
No errands no chauffering no bridge games til ending.

Its not so bad having a broken neck,
My husband, of course, is mad as heck.

Our Elem schools only 45 miles apart, my twins wife was their neighbor though as child (Quayles)

Good businessman, no comon political sense

HA--you guys crack me up...thanks I needed that. Feel a bit depressed not doing anything and hubby gets SOOOOO upset when I do. The idea that he alomst lost me stillbrings tears to his eyes....I "hanging in" there---and you've make my load lighter...thanks....d

shawn yuo and Quayle musthave gone to the same elem school. websters says TOMATO and POTATO, TOMATOES and POTATOES. from another thread of course.


for DLF

Oh my terrible crack of C2
Has put me in lots of 'doo doo'
But what i like best
Is i get lots of rest
While my spouse takes care of the nest.

Here's my attempt. D, I'm not as good as you but I tried.... Shawn - very creative!!!

There is a lady named D.
A very good friend is she.
She broke her C2.
Oh what to do?
Pray she gets well in a jiffy!

There was was a gal named d
Whom wrote poems and slogans so lovely
She went on a trip (No pun intended)
to log somedowntime with her kids and hubby

When asleep in the night there arose such a clatter
She jumped from her bed 2 see what was the matter

In her new surrounding she fogot
were she was and went flying
like a rock in a hangmans knot
they shouldnt put stairs where
usually there not

Now I've written about that gal d
we hope she gets well
'cuz she make us laugh
and her slogans are swell

How that???

If we were all British it could be sung 2 trip, trip to the loo'

(This is not made to make light of your situation and hopefully not distatefull and makes you laugh ) We added you to our Temple prayer and family prayers

[ 08-13-2006, 12:59 AM: Message edited by: Shawn ]