here is a semi useful spam mail msg i got....i omitted those with words inappropriate for younger readers...LOL....

.02 Your (or my) two cents worth.
JK Just Kidding
? I have a question
! I have a comment
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
ADN Any Day Now
AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFAIR As Far As I Remember
AISI As I See It
AS Another Subject
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ATSL Along The Same Line
AWTTW A Word To The Wise
AYOR At Your Own Risk
BION Believe it or not
BTA But Then Again
BTAIM Be That As It May
BTW By The Way
BYKT But You Knew That
CMIIW Correct Me If I’m Wrong
CO Conference or Company
DIY Do It Yourself
DK Don’t Know
DTRT Do The Right Thing
DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
FCFS First Come, First Served
FTF Face To Face
FWIW For What It’s Worth
FYA For Your Amusement
FYI For Your Information
HTH Hope That Helps!
IAC In Any Case
IAE In Any Event
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer (but) A disclaimer which is usually followed by a legal opinion
IAW In Accordance With
IBTD I Beg To Differ
IDK I Don't Know
IIRC If I Remember Correctly
IIWM If It Were Me
IJWTK I Just Want To Know
IJWTS I Just Want To Say
IKWUM I Know What You Mean
IMA I Might Add
IME In My Experience
IMHO In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IMPOV In My Point Of View
INPO In No Particular Order
IOW In Other Words
ITFA In The Final Analysis
JAM Just A Minute
JAS Just A Second
JFI Just For Information
JIC Just In Case
JMO Just My Opinion
KWIM Know What I Mean?
L Laugh
LOL Laughing Out Loud
LTNS Long Time No See
LTNT Long Time, No Type
LTS Laughing to Self
MOF Matter Of Fact
MOTD Message of the day
MYOB Mind Your Own Business
NAVY Never Again Voluneer Yourself.
NBD No Big Deal
NINO Nothing In, Nothing Out or No Input, No Output
NOYB None Of Your Business
NP No Problem
NQA No Questions Asked
NTIM Not That It Matters
NTIMM Not That It Matters Much
NTW Not To Worry
NTYMI Now That You Mention It
OBTW Oh, By The Way
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTT Over The Top
OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head
OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PDS Please Don't Shout. (typing all in capital letters is rude)
ppl People
PTMM Please Tell Me More
RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
RSVP Respondez S'il Vous Plait - please reply
S Smile
SNAFU Situation Normal: All Fouled Up
SOS Same Old Stuff or Help!
SOW Speaking Of Which
TAFN That’s All For Now
TFTHAOT Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
TFTT Thanks For The Thought
TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally
THX Thanks
TIA Thanks In Advance
TIC Tongue In Cheek
TINWIS That Is Not What I Said
TNTL Trying Not To Laugh
TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law.
TPTB The Powers That Be
TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge
TYVM Thank You Very Much
WDYT What Do You Think?
WIBNI Wouldn’t It Be Nice If
WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before
WOA Work Of Art
WOTAM Waste Of Time And Money
WRT With Regard To, or With Respect To
WT Without Thinking
WTG Way To Go!
WTTM Without Thinking Too Much.
YIU Yes, I Understand

Methinks I might have just ruined more than the computer, screen and papers on my desk while spitting my hot coffee. Oh my!!!! ROTFLMAO

[ 09-15-2006, 02:10 AM: Message edited by: Shawn ]

ALL RIGHT ALL... LAST ONE FROM ME- I SEARCHED FOR SOME GOOD ONES & THEY WERE ALL INAPPROPRIATE EXCEPT THIS ONE!

TIRED OF DOING ALL OF THE WORK:
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city
governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.

And there you are sitting on your *#!, at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

Bob Seger is on The Tonight Show tonight!!!

Things to do @ Wal-Mart while the significant other is taking his/her sweet time:

1. Get cans of cat food and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&M's on layaway.
8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

The other part about, "stop every 2 miles and tell 'em you gotta filler up with gas," and their paying.....

You might be a redneck and Blue Collar Comedy tour.. the funniest things in a long time...

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. Jeff Foxworthy