Yeah, d! Can't wait to hear the stories you come up with to tell us instead of what you really did!

Oh d, you lucky girl! Have a great time and remember "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"!!

Going to Vegas Baby....

Girlfriend with condo points for 3 nights in a room -- 105.00 dollars

Rental Car for 4 days -- 81.15 dollars

New bathing suit and money to gamble -- 150.00

Having a hubby that says 'YES' and gives you his free plane ride voucher
PRICELESS.

Woo Hoo
d

CC, I've seen this before too. Very nice. Here's one a friend just sent me that won't apply to ALL the lovely ladies here, but is still worth a read(and a chuckle).

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40..

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!



Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

Just got this via email. I've seen it before but I always love it. Shawn, CapeDad, Tim.... I think you could replace Mother with Father and it would be just as meaningful!

*Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've
had a baby ----somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "normal" is
history.

*Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct ...somebody never
took a three-year-old shopping.

*Somebody said being a mother is boring ----somebody never rode in a car
driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.

*Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good"
----somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.

*Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices ----somebody never
came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball
through the neighbor's kitchen window.

*Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother ----somebody
never helped a fourth grader with his math.

*Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first
----somebody doesn't have five children.

*Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing
questions in the books ---- somebody never had a child stuff beans up her
nose or in her ears.

*Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and
delivery----somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first
day of kindergarten ... or on a plane headed for military "boot camp".

*Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand
tied behind her back ---- somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies
to sell cookies.

*Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets
married----somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or
daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.

*Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home----
somebody never had grandchildren.

*Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell
her ----somebody isn't a mother.

CapeDad;127760 wrote: Hey Shawn, what kind of league do you play in?

I am a longtime roto junky.

Hey Cape,

Its a replay league(s) (actually 3 leagues) using Dynasty Baseball

designdepot.com

us.geocities.com/cbl_owners/


www.ejmabaseball.com/

I'm just a long time (and long suffering Cubs fan ~37 yrs and counting) baseball junkie and saberhead (Diamondmind and Yahoo fantasy for current ROTO)