By popular request, I am posting my infamous Top Ten List. Use your own dry, witty, cynical, or whatever sense of humor to embellish it.
TOP TEN REASONS I CAN'T MAKE IT TO A PTVO MEETING
1. I CAN'T AFFORD IT-Manzanita PTVO does not require or accept dues. It does not cost a dime to attend. As a matter of fact, we'll provide coffee and a dessert. There are some awesome door prizes you could win just for showing up. Odds of winning are better than the lottery... but you can't win if you don't play...
2. I DON'T KNOW ANYONE THERE-We don't know you either, but we'd like to! Come get to know the parents, teachers and volunteers who work with and for you children.
3. I DON'T KNOW WHEN THE MEETINGS ARE-We generally meet the 3rd Monday of the month at 7pm unless there is a holiday or if school is getting out (YIPPEEEEE).
4. I DON'T HAVE THE TIME ~5. I'M TOO TIRED ~6. I WORK AT NIGHT-Meetings last approximately one hour. There will be coffee. Send Grandma.
7. I CAN'T SAY 'NO' AND I'LL END UP DOING EVERYTHING-For the last time, Doing Everything is MY JOB and you can't have it! Look in the mirror. Practice saying "no...No...NO!". Seriously, we have a great group and everyone pitches in.
8. I DON'T HAVE A BABYSITTER-Joshua is a high school student. He is not on drugs. He is good with children and small animals. He works cheap. We'll pay him.
9. THERE WILL BE LOTS OF OTHER PARENTS THERE SO YOU WON'T REALLY NEED ME-Puhleeeessse! If we had a dime for everyone who thought that, we wouldn't need any fund-raisers! We Need and Want YOU!
10. I DON'T KNOW WHAT PTVO STANDS FOR...-Please come to your Parent Teacher Volunteer Organization meeting!
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