Unrealistic Things I Want (PTO Edition)
But really, is it too much to ask for?
Not pictured: Actually forgetting about PTO every once in a while, board members with a sense of humor, a school drop off line that runs itself, a lifetime membership to Costco, VIP Taylor Swift tickets for you/your kids/your board/their kids, an all expenses paid vacay, and oh...maybe a paycheck? 😂