Top 7 Signs Your PTO Meetings Are Too Long
Rex Bohn
In case you missed the yawns....
1. Your recording secretary has to be rushed to the hospital for finger cramps.
2. While you were at the last meeting, your husband and kids watched the entire Star Wars trilogy.
3. The coffeemaker bursts into flames from overuse—and you’ve just gotten into the committee reports.
4. When the meeting started, one mom began knitting a scarf that now stretches all the way to the parking lot.
5. More people are wearing pajamas than at your family sleepover.
6. The treasurer’s stomach grumbles so loudly that it’s mistaken for a cell phone ring tone.
7. When you get home, your husband’s five o’clock shadow has become a full-length beard.
