Top 5 PTO Superheroes

1. Electromom: Can rig a single cord to run a projector, 14 crock pots, and a microphone at family fun night.

2. The Bargainator: Leaps discount store aisles in a single bound to score clearance items for the holiday shop.

3. The Ticket Master: Able to tear a thousand strips of carnival tickets without a single blister.

4. The Silencer: Subs for the librarian, quieting unruly students with just a glance.

5. Captain Recess: Can simultaneously referee a kickball game, tie a shoelace, and dress a knee wound.