Top 7 Things You Never Did Until You Joined the PTO
Rex Bohn
...Or did you?
1. Cook spaghetti and meatballs for 200 people.
2. Purchase 30 pounds of cookie dough at one time.
3. Unjam 50 sheets of paper from a photocopier.
4. Know your way from the school's office to the PTO closet—blindfolded.
5. Count box top labels in your bed at night to help you sleep.
6. Think that stick-on nametags are a pretty nifty thing.
7. Dress up like a Dr. Seuss character. (Wait, you did that before you were in the PTO?)
